J.A.P.A.N
omgggawd
im back from japan , ok fine nobody miss me :(

Japan really is such a amazing country , i tink my post
can go on for days if i did not summarise it.
SO PLZ, IF YOU DO READ THIS POST, DON JUST LOOK AT THE
PICTURES , MUS READ MY CAPTIONS AND STORY OSO OKAY!
i cfm plus gurantee u'd wanna choose this country as
ur nxt HOLIDAY STOP.

Day 1 -MONDAY NIGHT
location :AIRPORT
okay so basically just meeting up with my mum's fren and
her son .
first impression of her son=kns.
then the impression starts to go down _l_ =x
WELL THE SON IS UGLAYE!(thats what i tink of him now)
i don dare to anyhow say pple ugly de , bcoz im nt pretty myself,
unless the person really is @&*^!*()*!!! , 100 times worse
off then me , myself.

well yes, his spectacles keeps DROPPING, and he is skinny like
fuck,ok warning, im gonna use this f word alot of times in this post
bcoz at some period of the post im gonna get pissed.
the worse thing is he looks like a monkey more then me!!!
:O
well and yes his hair is damn UGH
and he always A.C.T GUAI FYI, MAKE ME SEEM LIKE A BAD GIRL.
summore his whole face IS PIMPLISH
ok i admit, initially i tried to communicate with him, i bliff
monkeys can communicate easier =x
BUT HE IS SUCH A TOOTIE, SI STUPID NERD!
,omg i gave up.
idiot mummy's boy. but in the end, we still talked like 5 sentences?

another warning, im gonna blog every single detail, so u better
don start regretting after reading this post.
at the singapore airport, i was using internet, and he keep staring
at me bcoz he wasn't able to use it, but after my turn to try
THE INTERNET MIRACOUSLY WORK.
i tell u i swear i can sense he keep staring at me and my computer!*(#&(&!!!

knn.

yea so we board the aeroplane, n the seats is basically 3 in a row
so we have 4 pple mah, i sacrifice lor..
seat alone, let that MUMMY'S BOY sit with his mummy
and my mother go SIT WITH THE MOTHER AND SON LOR.
nvm, i get to sit beside a japanese shuaige .
i kinda like singapore airline service, cancel the part they keep
asking me to buckly my seat belt ah, eh still got ask me to stow
my footrest and the tv's remote control.
okay so during the boring flight, i was just watching movies
and movies and more movies.
watch hsm2(wtf), i pronouce u chuck and larry, underdog(lol?)
transformers.

then we went to transit in bangkok airport, haha so noob sia
the airport compare to changi =x

omg tampon for sales -.-

okay then after we transit,(long and draggy) we get to go back
to the plane.
6 hrs of LONG TORTURE FLIGHT(minus the food part)then we FINALLY
REACH TOKYO'S AIRPORT :D

the first floor
yea, until here we're meeting up with our tour grp.
yes the grp of pple that we're basically gonna hang out with
during the 1 week, so their CHARACTERISTICS IMPT MAH.
err there were 30 of us?
my tour grp consisted of many interesting families.
FAMILY 1
fam of 3, dad, mum, daughter. daughter is pretty like hell,
but sadly got 1 problem abt her, shall mention this later.
FAMILY 2
fam of 6 , dad, mum, big sis, second sis,third bro,fourth sis.
this whole family all speak HOKKIEN, even for the 5 yr old sis.
FAMILY 3
family of 4, dad,mum,brother,younger sis.WHOLE FAMILY take business
class okay.richies.speak american slang, younger sis nicole
look like shu qi
FAMILY 4
family of 2, husband and wife, wife very young, husband old,
me and mum have been guessing their releationships , kaypoh pple.
FAMILY 5
family of 4 oso, same dad mum big bro, younger sis(15 oso)
sis also pretty, highlight red hair.abit ahlian, but very nice
to get along with too
FAMILY 6
4 pple oso, d n m, big bro,small bro, luffing family, luff at every
lil thing.
FAMILY 7
3 pple, old mum,and son and daughter-inlaw, very fat one.
FAMILY 8
BASICALLY IS JUST ME, MUM AND FREN AND HER IDIOTIC SON.IDIOTIC MUM OSO
LA.SORRY WE'RE NT A FAMILY >:( never will we

DAY 2-TOKYO;DISNEYLAND

so we boarded the coach ,duh, then our guide is MR LEEEEE SEBESTIAN LEE.
funny middle age man.
picture of the road.

TOKYO IS BIGGER THEN SINGAPORE, ZOMFG.THIS TINY COUNTRY!!!
another roadside picture

aha!so u clever pple can alr guess where we've reach :D

random shot, see some shuai geSS infront and the huge disney castle.

oh yea! japanese girls are all very stylish.
they are the first few pple i saw b4 entering disneyland

another shot of em
japanese's fashion are all so interesting, i admit i take
pictures more on pple then the scenery there itself

ok ok last shot of em

beautiful disneyland



ok lame, my ticket la


random pple shot
hehe c how japan guys dress?
they wear boots, and the even clip their hair one -.-
well almost 90percent of guys and gals there wear boots.

wee~lovelye tokyo disneyland

a lane of disney's souvenir shop b4 the real disney land.
okay how long does it gets to reach there -.-

huge christmas tree at the entrance

lol poor thing, carry so many balloons, aiya but its FR.E.E

wonderful fairytale castle

random pple shot

kawaii reindeer and a lousy stranger =x


YQ N GINGER!

YQ AHBU N PINO :D

i hafto q damn long to take pic with mickey minnie donald daisy goofy,
aiya sian so i give up , go take pic with unimpt char =s


awwww, sweet couple wearing same pink mickey mouse winter hat.
ya almost every1 there wear this type of winter hat.
got stitch, buzz light year, alot of disney characters.
fyi, i bot a brown one too -.-
but if i wear in singapore, pple will cfm shoot me 'YOU SIAO AH'

a part of UNINT-RES-TING PLACE

lol !idiotic bear

our disney lunch, OISHI!


eeek some chiobus sitting opp us , tmd i want their looks =x

part of our disney meal,oishi neh~
its ice cream inside fyi

hot hot pizza~

ya whateva la this picture sux,
cos is my ahbu insist i help her take de

this is their sch uniform!damn cool purlease, with a blazer siol.
summore the guide say the female students here, skirt is fold until
can see abit of the panties then they satisfy de :O
also, their socks is as high as possible better,opp of ours
AND THEY CAN DYE THEIR FREAKIN HAIR ALR NB!
they can wear stitch mickey mouse hearts socks to sch summore &@*(&!()!!
ERR summore, they can just after sch end, then straightaway take train
to DISNEYLAND?
HOW U WISH U CLD DO THAT AFTER UR BORING MATHS LESSON EVERYDAY

ITS A SMALL WORLD in disneyland









ZOMG SEE THAT?THE TOILET BOWL CONTROL.
i tell u i enjoy the washing butt function so much, i can
stay in the toilet for 15mins just washing my butt -.-

our first hotel of the day, sunshine prince hotel ^^
nightview of the beautiful tokyo capital


BEAUTIFUL TOKYO CITY
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yea so first day mah, it doesn't include our dinner, THUS
ME, AHBU N HER FREN + SON must go eat 2gether on the streets.
oh how i hate this arrangement
with the fren and her son?and my mum -.-
idiot, so we ended up in a small cram ramen shop.
nevertheless the ramen is OISHI TOO ^^
the impatient mother and son left after they finish, neh
even wait for ahbu n me, ahbu still keep SPEAKING UP FOR EM
too bad my phone failed me, it ran out of batt and was
charging in the hotel toilet.

not i exaggerate or whateva, u noe how big their arcade is?
ITS A WHOLE BUILDING, like a WHOLE NORTHPOINT that big.
there is absolutely NO ARCADE IN A MALL,they are by themself.
and THEY OPEN 24 HRS.
ZOMG IMAGINE THE TIME THOSE TEENS COULD SPENT THERE
and they can exaggerate till one whole shop can just sell stuffs
on eyelashes and the others on lipsticks

no wonder japan's fashion is always leading

the morning, on the second day after i woke up

lawls, stupid ah bu eating breakfast, she ask me take de

DAY 2 TEMPLE(RANDOM)

b4 we board our coach

yea yea, u noe ur bound to visit this kind of historic places
if u go overseas with a mom and a auntie and maybe a nerdy son



my souvenir disney land popcorn holder

green tea.you know the cold green tea don taste like the yeo's one okay.
don be too pampered u pple, its just the cold version of chinese green tea
super BLAND

mickey keychain

opens its big mouth when u press its chest , no breast okay.

okay...back to the temple again, blogger is abit screw up

this is how japanese burn their incense



ha okay see all the smoke coming out from this container?
yea alot of pple flap this smoke to emself get it?
like old pple the flap to their body, means they pray for health,
the guide say he saw taitai actually flapping the smoke to their boobs -.-
get what i meant?

inside the temple





hmm, this is their temple market, or whateva, they like almost sell e
same stuffs everystore.
and fyi, japan's item are all the same price over the whole country
u will nt find another cheaper item A then the previous item A u seen.


what can i say?its just another amazing beautiful picture


oops insisted by ahbu again

kimoonoooss
u noe how effing expensive they cost?
the cheapest can cost u a few thousand us dollars.
thats why the guide warn us not to touch the geisha if we wanna
take pic with em bcoz they wear these expensive stuff on em
sadly, no geishas leh.


lol trading card games

ROFL BUDHHA MASK!

Rain is coming down thru the rooftop~

bae yong jun ( dong ji lian ge song start to play)

kawaii dolls

and u know i really cant stand a thing there.
okay this is where i get pissed.
MY MUM YES HER.SHE KEEPS TAGGING ALONG WITH HER FREN
REASON:SHES AFRAID TO GET LOST?PLZ CAN THE WHOLE
MARKET IS JUST ONE WAY...
EVEN A KID WONT GET LOST.
AND HER FREN AND THE SON JUST KEEP SHOPPING FOR THEIR
OWN STUFFS, WHILE MY MOTHER TAG ALONG AND THUS SO DO I.
I TINK HALF OF E TIME WE ARE WASTING TIME LOOKING FOR
THE MOTHER AND SON RATHER THEN SHOPPING.
!&*(&(!!!
i was so angry i told my mother off straight off.
"why do u hafto keep folloing em?i cant do my shopping
like this u noe anot."
she dare to reply me "AIYA they noe here better, u don
quarrel with me i tell u, just FOLLOW ME.'
kp.

u noe i was so angry whenever 3 of em walk in front i will
do the kiking action at em -.-
or pout my mouth...

wahseh laodao shirt sia




=x shuaige secret shot




lucky charm! makes me tink of mvp valentine

omg changmin oppa found in JAPAN~





cute pre schoolers holding hand walking round the market x3

LAWLS ICE CREAM STATUE HAHA



primary school, aiya having pe playing skipping.
haha they are freakin power can, so cold still can wear shirt and pants onli.
they psch alr wear blazer liao.

a maple leaf


backkk to e coach, on our way to have lunch at 12?when we just have
heavy breakfast at 10?lOl, see what a tour does to ur weight i tell u

our restaurant, western korean and japanese korean food



another beautiful picture of tokyo.



okay so after eating its shopping time again.but plz, japan is not like
hongkong where u can chi dong xi mai dong xi chi dong xi, u noe how ex
the products are there? according to the guide, if u want to take
taxi from the countryside to the capital, be prepare to have at least
200usd with you.and ur heart will jump with the meter -.-
the picture up there is a show room or show BUILDING for toyota cars.
then heres another part where i get pissed again.
bcoz this showbuilding seems to be an amazing place, and i rly wanted
to take a look at how these modern cars look like, however the son
instead of being interested in these cars is MORE INTERESTED in shopping
then i actually does.
then he and his idiotic mother just went off shopping and of cos my
mother will tag along, and all 3 of em JUST PS ME AT THE BUILDING
ALONE?!KNS SIA. aren't they selfish or what?
cant they just wait awhile more?u noe how angry i was at that time.



cool automatic car testdriving down the track.
absolutely no driver in there.





of cos i don stay so long in the show building, so in e end,
i sucuumb to shopping, WELL NOT TO THE 3 OF EM.
and first stop :ZARA
haha plz i act onli, i cannot afford the things there okay


inside zara
now i noe why the plastic surgery rate is so high in japan.
bcoz the fact that they only use pretty ladies as salesperson was
true afterall.the whole zara all young chiobu serving you .
applies the same for other shops.
it is super hard to find an old auntie thats serving you.
no looks no job, thats how it applies in most part of japan.
and yes japanese are very very polite.
they go arigato everytime u buy things from em or even
konichiwa when u just walk past their shops



inside the shopping centre.
where we had to wait for the stupid mother and son AGAIN to shop at
POLO LAUREN to buy a sweater for his brother.
fuck. and my mother don even let me go shopping myself.
how dare my mother bluff me the sweater was for the son's gf.
if he can haf gf, i dunno how many bf alr.


hah okay so the shopping was the end of the 2nd day.
japan's day lasted very short so shops kinda close early.
4o clock there and its 7pm type of sky in sg.


so well this is our hotel for the second day.its a traditional type.
haha i always see japan pple sleep this type of bed on tv but nvr tried b4.


can u see that?WELL DONE, thats my shadow.im in a ukata for ur information,
smth like a kimono but of cos cheaper.its provided in everyrm,and we are
suppose to wear this to dinner.
u noe i was so happy, bcoz i get to show off my waist =x
cos u get to tie a belt around ur waist and i tied it as TIGHT as i cld
so that i wont eat alot during dinner...




heh heh...this is the WEN QUAN,issit call spa in eng?i doubt so
so its a big pool, where every pple hafto strip naked and go into the pool.
only can shoot outside, haha if i dare to go inside and take picture
i will kena hoot.
and the tour guide actually told us 'plz don drag ur relative along to
the wen quan if they visit you, or it will be the first wq in japan
to turn red'
at first i was thinking'oh?duh!we got spent money leh, our relatives
never, so why shld they get to enjoy this for free...'
in e end i realise the relative stands 4 'erhem erhem' -.-


ate dinner and slept, and this is the morning view.
fyi the mountain there is MT FUJI

lol cb tour.

zzz our place for breakfast and dinner.hoho we haf to sit wearing
ukata which are like dresses. i was so jin zhang plz,k la oso no1 want to see.
u noe how hard i make an effort to sit down to prevent anything from
be seen LOL.

THIRD DAY:WASABI FARM

sob byebye hotel ^^, we're gonna move to another hotel again like some nomads.

first stop, wasabi farm .i hate wasabi, to me, they taste like plastic

YUCKSSSS WASABI ICE CREAM?!

wasabi potato , very nice, cancel the wasabi that part.





the shop where everthing is wasabi -.-
omg.
ok while waiting for the pictures to load, lemme tell smth
our guide told us, in japan theres a temple where they worship
the male's private part.
there holy bell is in the shape of the private part
and all the souvenir there are all shapes of the male's private
part.
OMFG WHY WOULD THEY WORSHIP THE ****?!
thats so....
LOL
ha i was thinking, don they have other better things to worship?!


YES!THESE ARE WASABIS!
wasabi don originate like green shits, they originated like these!

oishi!

so after visiting the wasabi farm the whole grp of us moved on to the high mountains
where we're gonna spent a night .
CAN U SEE SNOW
OMG THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE I WITNESS SNOWING OKAY.

ahhh omfgggg this is my first ever step onto snow



my firsttt snowball!like sai anywae
























yay LUNCH TIME,hot mini steamboat in a cold winter snowy day.
so romantic outside, wasted to go with ahbu her fren and her son.
shld haf go with my date mah.
sian but dn haf.
oh yes crab in japan is kani and steamboat is nabei.so if u wan eat
crab steamboat, haha its gonna be KANINABEI!

LOL WOMAN.







so after lunch, we kinda left the snowy place and went to the
samurai's house.
yea they are authentic samurai hse preserve till nw.
NATIONAL TREASURE LEH.
fyi, they are all black.





a random shop that sells alot of nice magnets.



ok until here, its the end of our visit to the samurai houses.
its around 4+ so its late alr, thus we're making our way back to our
new hotel again.
so we must wear another type of ukata again to dinner.
all of us look like KUNGFU MASTER!
kk nw is a good time to slot in the story about that girl from family1.
rmb?if u got read my upper part, u shall noe what im toking abt.
ok so after dinner, i was using the lobby com and it was 100yen for
10mins, tmd eat money?!
then while i was surfing surfing, suddenly she pop beside me and
ask me supposedly i tink was issit free to use the com.
i used supposedly bcoz her voice was not clear at all.
it was croaky, to describe it more clearly, its a voice of a witch.
i noe its very bad to say that but i dunno how to describe,
and her pronouciation is not clear, and her voice super super
croacky like old woman like that.
you know how shock i was?
a beautiful face looking at me, but instead this kind of voice come
out.
face of an angel, voice of a devil...
i pitited her alot.at first really i cannot tahan her voice, but slowly
i got used to it, and i talk to her more.
GOD IS UNFAIR!
i feeeel so sad for her, first time in my life.


night time outside the hotel


DAY 4






early in the morning, b4 the coach come to fetch us,mr lee , being a nice person
brought us to the morning market for a lil tour.























well , after leaving the snowy mountains , we went to the second biggest park
in japan.
although u hear like second biggest WOAH, but in fact there is nth inside but
just tons of trees -.-











okay below de picture, according to mr lee is a place where it is a hot spot
for commiting suicide.
well, if u want to commit sucide i suppose this place's settings is nice
enuff for u to die a beautiful death






our hotel for the third night(traditional type again)

found this bold naked woman posing in the hotel lobby


FIFTH DAY-

her sister oso following suit ...

then off we go to visit a desert factory!

ok theres one thing in japan thats very very gd.
example say u just migrated to japan, thus having very lil money.
if u dn haf money for lunch dinner or breakfast, u can just go
round the supermarket then u will cfm be full.
bcoz everywhere in japan they will give u sample for all the food.
no sample, nobody will buy the food de.

c?sample

n then a few steps away, sample again

sample sample

SAmpLE

sssammmplleee

SAMPLE!

sample....AGAIN


sample..

SAMMPleee

sample









OK UP TILL NW IM LAZY LE, SHALL CONTINUE THE REST ON ANOTHER POST LA

IF U MANAGE TO READ EVERYWORD I TYPE AND EVERY PICTURE I TOOK,
WO AI NI!
HAHA-

I WANT TO MIGRATE THERE SO BADLY



MERRY XMAS TO ALL :)